Dude you cut it close

OOOOOOPS. I drew another messy sketch!
And another fanart with Barbaracle!
Oh man, what I'm doing lately...is really ugly XD
(sarcasm)

I don't know who's more of a weirdo: Barbaracle overall dealing with logic and his hands having minds of their own sometimes
not listening outta nowhere or me with my ideas and addiction to puns.

I've wasted an hour to come across various idioms involving the word "cut" and "hand" just to have fun.
I AM PUN-ADDICTED

Random idea nuber 645679th, sketched.
Sight, brain, cannot you gimme me ideas chronologically and smooth scenario around Weirda Mirrart and her Pokemon?
>.>'

--WARNING! THE IDEA OF THIS EVENT I WROTE BELOW IS UBER-WEIRD, SILLY AND HILARIOUS.
YOU READ ON YOUR OWN RISK!--

*note: since I see Barbaracle limbs don't open mouth and only have minds on their own...all their dialogues are Frank's thoughts.
YES, EVERYTHING IS ONLY IN HIS HEAD. Main head, the only one which can speak.
What have you thought, I will make Barbaracle a NORMAL POKEMON?
He's a friggin' FREAK! XD ahem, Pardon. I SHELL CUT THE PARODY.

Main head: What's wrong, left one there? What happened?

left down hand: I've got scared of that-that thing incoming! I didn't knew it was an axe this time!

upper right one: sh**, now you?! I thought only upper left is so...you know, left behind with all the stuff.

left upper: what's your problem? Do you think you're better because you're what, on the right side?
You're NOT RIGHT!

right upper: yes I am, I AM THE RIGHT ONE HERE!

Furry, seeing Frank standing in silence awkwardly, asked:

Ugh, Frank? Is everything all right?

Water axe swished in the air right at Excadrill, but the blade turned into a splash too late!
Furry got a shot of water right into his face

the main head: Shoot! Sorry about that!

upper right: like it was my fault. Right one there, what the f***?!

right down hand: it was an accident! I'm sorry?

upper right: well, sh**, I thought you're on my side, that you're better than that.

Furry: Frank, can I ask you something now?

right down hand: what do you mean? Did you got off on wrong foot today or something?

Furry: Excuse me...do you hear me?

upper right hand: YOU are the wrong foot down below! If I would be a foot, I would just kick out you with an ease!

Main head: Can you just SHUT UP?! You're so annoying while I want to deal with what I've got in my hands!

Furry: Wha- but I- I... that's just rude, you know? I didn't said anything wrong to you...!

Excadrill got offended and almost shouted with an anger at the pissed off outta nowhere Barbaracle

Main head: Waitwaitwait, it wasn't to you! It was my upper right side right there! I'm sorry about that.

all heads: f***, what an idiot.

upper left hand: Yes, you're an idiot.

Main head: No I'm not, it was all your fault...!
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The main head really needs to gain the upper hand...
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*Timeline: Hoenn, third and future part of my stories.

Furry was always the one to gather some wood for campfire with Marshall the Swampert hanging it, but not being able to cut more by himself...
but seems Frank is doing same thing which Marsh was able and even with helping to chop the wood! Now gathering wood will be way faster than ever~
...if not that Barbaracle's other minds go out of hand.

It's not easy if you're not a squid, octopus or vertebrate with advanced brain, Barbaracle just sticks out like a sore  thumb if wants to get onto more advanced Pokemon's level of self-possesing itself...erm, theirself?
- - -

I'm still thinking about how to explain in even partically scientific way water type Razor shell move
-how it should look in final form in my stories...but I have this idea of training and controlling the area shape of water blade to perform an axe.
Of course at cost it can be done on one arm instead of two, while water blades can split into two after little training.

BTW, I HAVE HEADCANON FOR FUN (AND MASOCHISTIC TORTURING MY BRAIN) THAT NATURE AFFECTS MOVES TOO.
Same as it can affect Pokemon's apperance. What does it mean? For example, bold nature has thicker armour or skin, while adamant Pokemon
have sharper claws, spikes, teeth etc.
Their moves are also more sharp or sharp-edged(like stone edge for example).

Since Frankenstein/Frank has adamant nature AND touch claws ability plus Wei taking care at feeding him propertly seaweed which contains
a lot of minerals, I see him able to perform greater moves like Razor Shell.
I shell say...deal with it. In my eyes it makes sense.(plus dat silly idea seaweed is for Frank like spinach for Popeye the Sailor
Not to mention...this Sailor wasn't handsome at all... )

HOORAY FOR BARBARIAN'S STEREOTYPE APPERANCE WITH AN AXE!

Pardon, I try my best to do ORIGINAL character, if we talk about the common term "OC"
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(last words published, but dedicated to ONE and only one certain person in the whole World:


Lily, you...you d-dont dare to think about Olive Oyl now and make me create Cradily female nicknamed Olive
to make my barnacle Pokemon shipping already!
no, please, no! Have a mercy, please... that would be hilarious and uncreative same as could be SO MUCH  fun to go with
Olive suits Cradily like OH MY ARCEUS, DAT'S A SWEET NAME!
Not to mention, Cradily IS pretty tall.
There's one "but": frankly Wei's Barbaracle isn't close to Popeye in personality. Still, this idea is tempting deeply in my mind...
I would like to forget it soon as it hit my thoughts. )
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art belongs to me, Marta Kłeczek
Barbaracle and Excadrill belong to Pokemon and Game Freak