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Why do You look like that

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PL EXCLUSIVE:

Grenouille: No no no, nawet takim tonem to mnie nie ruszy.
Marshall: Ja wiem, ŻABCIU...

On dobrze wie w jaki sposób może ją udobRUCHAĆ.... :rofl:

TAK, :icona-zetka: NIE MA TO JAK ŁAPANIE ZA DOOBRE SŁÓWKA...a potem żabie udka :XD:

I salute you, gurl

Tak przy wszystkich?!
Tak, tak bewstydnie przy wszystkich dziękuję Ci bardzo za to :XD:
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--Why do you look like that?--

I WILL AKS YOU AFTER YOU'LL READ DESCRIPTION UNFORTUNATELY
:iconpsyduckeheplz: ohohoh I'll read that
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:iconreactionplz: OH DEAR GOOOD DAT POKE-SCIENCE.
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I might ruin my noble artist side since WARNING,
THIS SUBMISSION IS ABOUT SOME WEIRD AND NAUGHTY....
POKE-SCIENCE MIXED WITH MY HEADCANNONS. Poke-science behaviour.

Geez someone has to do study of behaviour and courtship for Pokemon.

No one is eager?

COVARDS, let me take that "honor" :iconnatsuheheplz:

Amphibians. I see amphibian Pokemon as sometimes truuuly weird about sex.

They can be totally asexual, but doing sex just for kids and out of "duty", or be normal and...want an orgy
(YES, since frogs and toads are doing it ALL IN ONE PLACE. IN PUBLIC. LOUDLY.
MMMMMM, I can go crazy with poke-science)

Another standard for them is kind of (?) asfiksjofilia  or bondage, PARDON, THEY HAVE AMPLEXUS DON'T THEY?

More normally to us human, but quirky for amphibians theirselves, there can be ones just wanting a lot of sex
with one mate,loving anal or oral sex. Which is seen as ALMOST SIMPLY DISGUSTING deviation for amphibians,
because I explain that headcannon they feel sex must end with impregnation as it's proof later there was a real sex.
And if we set an orgy as normal to them....yeah.

I don't give them over 1000 eggs to lay. They're Pokemon, so...they just do it more often, having less youngs.

Frog or toad Pokemon telling has a good sex while having not many childs is seen as lame lier,
like a man with small d*** saying how huge it is and how woman loves his "big cock".

JUST RUDICULOUS TO THEM.
I know it's weird, I know X'D

Also, amphibians like fish doesn't have a d*** btw...but there's tail frog yaaaaay~
>chuckle<

Since Swampert without tailfin looks a bit like a frog, but it HAS tailfin....OKAY OKAY I won't lie
I just see Swamperts having penis-like organ as they're more land Pokemon and females give a birth of fully formed
Mudkips. Like some salamanders do.

Not weird yet? All right, the spermathophor...Swamperts can be seen from very polite to very naughty...
As females check if they want a specific male by checking their "offered" spermathophore. Can be sniffed, licked...
or greased at the body as females claim "I will take the guy with THAT smell and I know you're jealous."

Males are just like "Swampets" by doing it on command
Even the most dominant Swampert will obey the words "just do it here on my eyes."
and some female Swamperts can be truly b**** as they can just pick up spermatophore with their stomach pair
of fins, get pregnant and not care about male at all, even doing it AS HE SEES DAT and then just go away.

LIKE A B****.

inspired by some salamanders inpregnation.

Talking about "inspiration" or just referring to actual animal knowledge, Swampert are hooked
on butts and tailfins as they REALLY want to caress them with their mouth...
Yes Grenouille, he's lookin' at you.

Since male salamanders produces pheromones from submandibular mental gland to female's nostrills...
Swampert so drool a lot when aroused. Might not into female's nose, but expect a saliva bath from it.
For frog ninja it's nothing but great pleasure X'D (her skin doesn't dry out and she can breath better through it)

Are you enough brave to comment if have read that all?
Well, at last I think you are brave enough for reading such weird thing I nobly called "behaviour poke-science"

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Little artwork commentary?

This is old, old sketch redrawn; I just get cracked up at Swamperv face :XD:
GRENINJA, YOU ANOTHER CHALLENGE FOR REALISTIC REDESIGN >:I
As you can see, she looks different...I'll have to submitt new ref sheet. -_-'
I was thinking again and again and aagain how the tongue should go...to let her talk.
and I'm still thinking about how to make my original, but WEIRD idea for my comic...Two non-human looking Pokemon
going into a cafe.

A cafe specially for Pokemon. Not a cafe where Pokemon can accompany with human,no.
You know I see Pokemon in more human part, I also wanna show there's difference between Pokemon that's "domesticated"
and those who lived in wild.
Another thrivia: I tend to draw females/womans with arm on hip. Albeit for Greninja it's "explained" as it's
a habit to be always ready to strike water shuriken.

Silly commentary time and funny thrivia for my followers of my OCs:

M: Do I look really handsome to you?
G:...
How you can be handsome sleeping in a mud you vomited with a breath from french cheese that makes me think
you just bathed in a sh**
M: :iconpetrifiedplz:
...
HOW TO NOT LOVE THEM. :rofl:
Also ooops, spoiler about Marshall's diet change in Kalos.
IT'S EVEN BETTER WORSE.

Marshall doesn't know attract, but he sure can make EVERY female FAINT from his "fresh" right-after-meal breath.
Except Skuntank or Gardobor females, I think...
His trainer is REALLY TOUGH...to survive with him.

P.S.: Marshall has bit more saturate blue textures here...like male mudskipper in mating season.
And yes Weirda will notice his fabulous saturate blue spots when he will get infatuated with Gren :iconfabulousplz:

Timeline:
something around half of Kalos story, but what's worth to mention is, everything goes better
and all right in Marshall's eyes and for Grenouille...it goes all wrong, she's in a pinch and will have to twist
her plan.
He considers she's shy and tongue-tied (OOPS LAME PUN) towards him, while Gren just is absorbed with thinking
what to do with that guy.

OH DEER GOD, I WAS HAD TOO MUCH FUN WHILE DRAWING: :XD:
---what if Weirda would teach Marshall TM Attract and he would use it on Gren---
ABLEIT I HEAR ALL THE TIME "YA" INSTEAD OF "CHA"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAhMTS…

The very last spam thing: I consider Marshall havin' at times trouble with pronnouncing for example "t" as he
doesn't has lips. So around 02:50 the song fits him in my head X'D
Albeit his voice is different, but NAAAH IT'S JUST ME.

TY for hundreds times for reading :la:
----------the background was lazy improvisation, I was had no idea for it--------
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Grenouille and Marshall OC belongs to me, Marta Kłeczek
Greninja and Swampert as Pokemon belongs to Game Freak
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