Daily spam, let's try how fun I can be

So I decided to do this meme after reading faeriety one

I always found that meme funny:

Check Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/ 
(Switch to "All Regions" and "1") 
Only one Pokemon per question. Tag one or more people when you are finished <-- what. No. People are free to do that I am not forcing any living thing on this planet.
no tags from meh

So...No time to choose or be picky, it's time to go creativity at random Pokemanz!

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
--ESPURR--

OH ARCEUS...How did you know?!
I love cats...I am often like on drugs, I can't control my mind that can make a BLAST and I would call him Tom and find Dedenne Jerry for him *^*
and weird look.
Awh and it has morning hair like me. MY BEST FRIEND THE ESPURR.
PURRFECT


2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
--DUNSPARCE--

Praise the Quetzalcatl that according to orinal folkore drinks alkohol. Lets be high~ even if it has no wings and is on overweight.
Once you say something bad, it will use glare when you're in bed.
DUN DUN DUNNN SPACE

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
--MUNNA--

...........
oh Deer God it's Pokemon announced in first gen and it's PINK!
and will take me to the dream world...
NO THANK YOU, I HAVE ENOUGH OF DAYDREAMING.
Or...wait.
I have one dream to make true you chubby cookie: make a time travell machine for Paleoshipping and turn into pink Pokemon sauropod with flowers.
FLOWER POWER

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.

--AMPHAROS--

I knew I hate your Mega for a reason. NOT A SHOCK
and that's why Jasmine left you to die in the lightower. You lost fluff while evolving, naked murder with derpy face.
You have even belts like a prisoner and you hang a ball behind you.
Don't make sweet face, I KNEW IT'S YOU don't try to change into dragon you fail


5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
--MEGANIUM--


YEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEs~!
and my Pokesona is Amaura.
Awh random truth is true

6.This Pokémon is your boyfriend/ girlfriend.
--ARMALDO--

Oooooooooo....so who was my previous boyfriend if I've got into THIS?
(sadjkwhdjh SemiHipster got Aurorus, why not me? ;A; )
....good my byfriend knows Protect
Rock Blast? LET IT ROCK!

7. This Pokémon is your ex
--DODUO--


No, he thought he's with me but he was always talking and meeting with his second head. narcissus and lier that he would  got such a girlfriend like me.
Fly away Doduo, you're not even a Dodo, because you can fly

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
--FLAREON--

awwwh....
...
Wait. Is that THIS FLAREON from Twitch plays Pokemon that brought bad name to all Flareon?!
KILL IT WITH FIRE WATER



9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
--EXEGGUTOR--

NOOOOOOO
and don't joke with eggcelent pun.
I will have scrambled eggs with vegetables, make your last wish at snuggle.
(SemiHipster got Drillbur ;A; I AM ENVY)
Dr. Eggman, you was there, I blame you


10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake
--SALAMENCE--

you don't eat people or meat, but cheese? Can I bake you another?
Be my pet in the kitchen, baked cakes on dragon's fire must be epic~
Fan-tastic

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
--PALPITOAD--

Yes I slept on opened air and my Swampert haven't noticed me when he used muddy water that splashed on me
I awakened being all wet and dirty.
and my Scrafty made dirty jokes at me.
VERY GOOD MORNING, very funny.
and the mud in my mouth.
YUUUCK
next please!

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
--HONCHKROW--


okay. Arceus I believe in justice now,she was so bad for me lately.
and godfather did it with a class and fancy hat.
I approve
>hides<


13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
--TAUROS--


Someone's horny...and bully.
  nononononononon this is NOT funny!

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
--Hitmonchan--

when? where? I...
I am sorry Chan


15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
--ARCANINE--



Legendary Pokemon, a fluff tiger-striped dog, the fluuuff of majesty,let it burrrnn~ my sweet self-heating pillow
I believe it's Jay's Rusty that also loves to swim~

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
--PIPLUP--

awh~ is it a young penguin queen or future Napoleon?
I don't know what kind of bed stories I could expect
a sweet penguin from the North. COOL, I can hill out and go to bed


17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
--PONYTA--

I need burn heal, because I hug it everytime I met with Professor Tipsy ;^;
I dunno what burns Weirda Mirrart more X'D
My little Ponyta.
ya, very punny.
I hope it's just fiery-colored hair of the mane, not a real fire.

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
--DODRIO--

OH GOD I KNOW. You're familly of my "Ex"
Drill peck with triple power?!

omg I am scared ;A; I am doomed.


19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
--VULPIX--
YESSSSS~ and name it Amaterasu and nickname from time to time Chibiterasu
that will curse everyone who's envy that I have such pet >:3
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20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
--Pansear--

I know this house will get burned to the ashes soon?
I have no home ;A;